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Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

A guaranteed laugh, especially for those of us who’ve lived in both worlds.

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.
9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.
8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone’s going to start banging on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You’ve got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There’s definitely going to be a fight.
3. You’re not sure whether anything you’re doing is right, you just hope it won’t get you arrested.
2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Original posting found here.  Thanks Robin!

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2 responses to “Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party

  1. Sparky August 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    What a great analogy! I didn’t know I was practicing to be a parent during my days at the frat house. It all makes sense, now.

  2. Pingback: Toddler Messes: A Photo Collection | Toddler Times

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